Writer, editor, content marketer

Writer specializing in women's issues with editorial and content marketing experience and bylines in The Washington Post, The Village Voice, Vice, Salon, Cosmo, Glamour, Elle, Marie Claire, and more.

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The 5 Covert Sexists You Meet Online

Mr. Nice Guy is not an escape from the douchebags; he’s one of them....

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How To Get Through Your Quarter-Life Crisis

Now, a hypothetical career "path" might look like this: study philosophy, become a consultant, start a business, sell it, go to law school, clerk for a judge, work for a law firm, and work for a no......

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ALERT: YOUR NEXT TEXT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE EVERYTHING  

You over there, with your index finger hovering over the “send” button: Before you proceed any further, please note that your next text will make or break this relationship....

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She’s Just Not That Into You: The Book That Should Have Been Written

Don’t want. Don’t act. Sit there and look pretty so that a man will make the first move. “You’ve got to get him to say hello.” Field advances; don’t make them. Be the gatekeeper, not the one walkin......

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10 Brown Alums Share Their Memories Of Studying Alongside Emma Watson

I then realize he was not walking alone ... and I see a terrified and confused Emma Watson....

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12 Surefire Signs You Live In San Francisco

You feel peer pressure to have a startup idea....

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8 Awkward Things Nobody Acknowledges About Having A Vagina

Vaginal sweating. Yes, it’s a thing. No, I’m not going to describe it to you....

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5 Signs You Have A Foot Out The Door Of Your Relationship

Have you ever heard anyone say, “There were red flags, but I wish I had given him/her a chance anyway?” In my experience, people only regret overlooking red flags. They don’t regret heeding them – ......

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10 Lessons Climbers Understand About Success

When it seems like you’re out of options, just take one more step....

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26 Chilled Out Songs To Make Your Monday Suck Less

Monday, fun day? No. Nobody says that....

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15 Hilarious Vines That Will Make You Actually LOL

Oh, Vine... the funniest videos you will ever find, but that you never, ever intended to see....

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We Made 19 Hilarious, Bizzare, And Disturbing MyIdols From Game Of Thrones Characters

MyIdol is taking the app world by storm, so we did what any website would do — use it to put our favorite Game of Thrones characters in compromising and weird situations....

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3 Hilarious Videos For The Anxious And Alone On Valentine's Day

Chris Hudspeth reminds everyone how there is nothing wrong with shunning human contact this V-day....

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12 Unusual Ways To Kill Zombies

1. Use your record collection. 2. The lid of the toilet tank. 3. If you're good at golf, you can take them out from a distance. 4. Kitchen appliances are cool, but not always reliable. 5. Fly throu......

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This Is What Happens When You Send Harvard Your Mixtape Along With Your Application

This fake rejection letter is the funniest thing ever....